steez nuts

the best apex legends player, huge controller plays, number one rampart NA

"Ugh I just got killed by stimmy steez!!! Steez louise!!!"
"You mean Steez Nuts???"
"Yeah he controller r9'd me"

by quayness265 March 22, 2021

Pure Nut

Ejaculation achieved via solely the thought of ejaculation i.e. no fantasies, porn, toys or physical assistance.

Because of his isolation from the world, he achieved a pure nut.

by Gabrielfunkglop April 8, 2021

frickn’ nut

someone who goes ape shit on the basketball quart

“How many points did he have in the game last night?”
“I don’t know man, he’s a frickn’ nut.”

by trinity miller 34 May 4, 2021

whore nuts

Whore nuts are how to tell for sure whether that delicious ho you're about to bang is a boy or a girl.

Edgar: You're looking a bit moody today.

Scott: I met this really hot ho last night and she said she was going to give me a freebie.

We were just getting going when I felt a gigantic pair of whore nuts.

Edgar: Wow, that's harsh, man!

by scodder November 15, 2012

nut cannon

The male reproductive organ (ie: the penis)

Larry went over to Joes house to return a barrow video game when Larry saw Joes fathers nut cannon.

by Locher.0 November 14, 2012

Nut-flash

(transitive verb) To obscenely expose one's testicle or scrotum to another, either by pulling up one's shorts or by other means. A nut-flash is typically meant to frustrate or surprise the victim.

(noun) The action of nut-flashing.

Spencer: (To Lauren, aggravated) Laurrennn! Cooper nut-flashed me!

Cooper: No I didn't! I was only itching myself!

by Mezzo7 September 2, 2012

Nut Song

A song played by someone to celebrate getting a nut. It is traditionally played early in the morning in a fraternity house as the girl is leaving in order to A.) wake up your neighbors to let them know you got a nut, and B.) alert your boys so they have a chance to check her out as she leaves. It is also typically a really funny/goofy song, eg. the YMCA song, or Jump (For My Love).

"Yo, it's 8:30 in the morning. Who the fuck is playing "It's Raining Men"?"

"Oh, that's Dave's nut song. Let's go check her out."

"Fuck Dave. I don't care if he got a nut. I'm going back to bed."

by Degg City August 31, 2013