David Lee Roth

the reason why god invented a .45 caliber bullet.

I heard David Lee Roth got busted in Central Park trying to buy weed off the Rastas and he's bald.

by David Koresh June 7, 2005

The David Blaine

You get head from a girl (or guy) and pretend that you came. Act like your load disappeared and you can't find it. Tell her (or him) to look for it. When she (or he) looks near you.. bust in her (or his) face.

We were fooling around and i pulled the david blaine on that ho.

by boss ton pan cake January 12, 2009

David S. Addington

The lawyer known as Cheney's Cheney. The man who uses his knowledge of law and politics to assist the republicans in undermining the constitutional government of the United States. People claim he has no sense of right or wrong and follows any and all orders without question for Dick Cheney.

In political circles he is known as a knife fighter. He is brutal politician that runs things from behind the scenes and prefers absolute secrecy to his movements.

Possibly one of the most dangerous and powerful non-elected citizen of the United States.

“It’s Addington,” Mayer quotes Powell. “He doesn’t care about the Constitution.”

David S. Addington’s admirers have remarked on his ruthlessness as a political warrior.

by Thomas Liberty Paine October 8, 2008

Mark David Chapman

My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin!

Mark David Chapman did the right thing!

by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010

David belongs to nessa

David is a very out spoken and independent being. Although, he had very bad timing. He often ignores his girlfriend and barley texts her. He never send her pictures to make her happy and he barely talks to her in general. He makes her feel forgotten. He goes hours without talking to her and it really hurts her feelings. He’s out here staring at other bitches and following other bitches but won’t find the decency to respect his loyal girlfriend even though she loves him to death. He’s very selfish and puts her last and it makes her really sad but he’s still hers.

David belongs to nessa

by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021

Onakoy David Paul

Onakoy David Paul He was born in dr Congo He started photo gallery in 2021

With is friend

Onakoy David Paul He very much for comedy laughing

by Onakoy David Paul September 20, 2021

Oscar "OJ" David

A extremely rare, last of its species Hippo which was smuggled into Australia from Mozambique and was allowed to stay since it boosted KFC's sales through the roof. This soon turned out to be a mistake since he shanked 30 kids and proceed to eat them to feed his everlasting hunger. He spent a life sentence of one week in prison and to many medical professionals surprise he outlived the sentence and is now a free hippo who spends most of his days eating and living as a God like figure for many hippos around the globe.

Kid 1: Have you ever seen Oscar "OJ" David?
kid 2: I have in fact and i even got away unshanked.
Kid 1: Duude, you know if you meet Oscar "OJ" David and survive you will be blessed with hippo powers.
Kid 2: Epic.

by MINI RANGA JESUS October 29, 2019