Butt Pirate

A man who pretends to ve heterosexual when he is really low key being a "bottom" in man/man sexual activity.

OMG! I feel so awful! My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!!

by That Btch September 27, 2022

pirate feet

What your feet look like when you have been walking barefoot all day. Reference to the pirate feet on the Disney ride The Pirates of the Caribbean.

“Please wash your pirate feet before coming to bed!”

by Fancyface973 May 24, 2025

send memes pirate crew

The absolute worst pirate crew to exist. Lead by the leader, HoggyThePig(No one knew his name). Rumors still go around saying this crew still terrorizes children.

A: Have you heard of the send memes pirate crew?
B: OMG They were so stupid! Except for MrMoled.

by Ace from Space November 5, 2020

angry pirate

when your walking through the state of ohio and you see a monotone thot named makayla howard

hey look theres the angry pirate of ohio

by monotonethot May 8, 2018

Surprise Pirate

When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".

Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.

Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window

Bill: SAV!!!!

by ThatDudeGuyMan December 15, 2016

Reverse Angry Pirate

When she unexpectedly rolls you backward and Pegs you missionary style while returning the cum you just gave her, by Snowballing it to you.

Tina had stripped her way through Bible school, and gave arrogant John David a lesson by shoving him backwards for a missionary Pegging while she Snowballed his own cum into his mouth as she rode him - Tina reversed the roles in a Reverse Angry Pirate.

by cb757 March 3, 2024

pirateability

The ability to be smashed (drunk) every time you drink alcohol.

Shawn Walton has such amazing pirateability, he can't even remember whether or not i played and beat him at Madden '08.

by Becca~ October 15, 2007