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Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.
Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt
by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021
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Matthew

A dumb ass hoe that’s tall af and just weird! He makes racist jokes and jokes that are just disturbing in general. He sometimes makes you wanna punch him but hey, he’s there. He can be annoying, that’s why he is a dumb ass HOE! He is tall af and has curly hair. He plays an instrument, usually trumpet.
Matthew, shut your bitch ass up!

Matthew you so damn tall!!

Matthew you such a dumb ass hoe!
by Wut >_> November 26, 2018
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Matthew

Matthew sucks
by stephbry123 October 29, 2021
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Matthew Jenkins

A man who is a Matthew jenkins is a man who is just all around an amazing person and is super good looking rich asf stacking bands and shit
Matthew is such a Matthew Jenkins and he's also way taller than Ryan mortis
by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024
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MATTHEW

HIM AND KLESCH SHARE A BRAINCELL AND HE LIKES TO SET STUFF ON FIRE
"WHY IS THERE A WHITE BOY SAYING THE N WORD" "MUST BE MATTHEW"
by KLESCH January 31, 2022
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Matthew Crab

by The person who is a bystanderd February 28, 2022
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Matthew Billy

Matthew Billy is a brain disorder in which one man is missing brain cells and he believes he is black when he is pure Caucasian.
K-Breezy, Tim, And Raisian think that Matthew Billy needs help for thinking the he is the African King and that his delicious girlfriend Tasty is the African Queen. Matthew Billy has lost his shit.
by Timothy1 👑 May 28, 2020
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