lesbian

non male being attracted to non male / female aligned people. and no you can't turn them straight.

Joe: Yo I bet Victoria will go on a date with me.
Frank: No dude, she's a lesbian, she doesn't want you.

by robertcaliforniaz December 26, 2021

Lesbian Monkey

Another Term of Gay

Person 1: I'm a Lesbian Monkey

Person 2: Isnt that another term for being gay?
Person 1: shhhhh.

by SirObama March 16, 2020

Lesbianism

The act of a person believing they have the equal right as others without having any proof or logistic or statistic. Someone who believes their own lies with no evidential proof. Also Someone believing everything is about them when in fact, nobody was even talking about them.

Female Bartender: Hey, we deserve equal respect as a man in this field!

Male Barback: So…., can you please go change the beer keg?
Female bartender: actually that’s a man’s job. It’s too heavy for me as a girl.

Male barback : lord…. Lesbianism…..

by Sadao Bowden March 23, 2023

18th century lesbian

a lesbian from the eighteenth century who married a man to hide the fact that she was a lesbian and someday run away with her female bestie

I think that this must have been written about 18th century lesbians

by that1lesbian May 10, 2022

Lesbian

To all my fellow mcyt stans:

Tommyinnit

“I get lesbians”

by Motherinnit June 9, 2021

lesbian weekend

The act of lesbian couples shacking up after knowing each other for only a short period of time.

A lesbian weekend generally goes something like this:

On Friday, they go on a first date
On Saturday, they rent a UHaul
On Sunday, the adopt a cat together

Did you hear about Sue and Barb? They had a lesbian weekend and now live down the street

by Dpeters756 January 7, 2017

lesbian

attracted to women which includes trans woman too !

gregory: lesbian
gosh idfk my brain is so empty

by middle boob October 8, 2022