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Jewing yourself

Wen u fart rely Bradley in the shower

Like wen the the jes went to that shower thay wer gassed
I farted in the shower this morning so I jewdnmy self jewing yourself
by Yiffydeer February 27, 2023
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A Jew

A Jew is someone everyone hates FUCK JEWS (I'm not gay I promise please help me I didnt do anything I just want my family back I love Jews please dont hurt my family)
i hate him because he is A Jew
Gay porn is actually amazing i saw one with A Jew in it
by Pleasantsextime March 6, 2023
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Sea Jew

A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
by DeadGoat March 7, 2023
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Rayne Is a Jew

I dont care because Rayne Is a Jew.
by bagel bear March 23, 2023
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Sorry UD Jews

I’m sorry if I’m annoying you guys.

I’m just starting to get a little edgy. I feel like I’m stuck in a rut.

I’m not really sure what to do. And my future seems a bit uncertain…
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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edward jew

justin salad donald egg jumpin chicken range.
i want to pull a edward jew on you.
by edwardnuokk January 24, 2023
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Jew Tip

As a former waiter, I can honestly say that Jews as a rule will always leave the customary tip, EVEN IF YOU GIVE THEM LOUSY SERVICE! They will never "stiff" you.
The lady Jew tipped me 15% even though she complained a lot.
by BigMau February 23, 2023
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