Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.

Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!

by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025

jacob thionnet

tall. oklahomian. he's pretty cool and can be shy. he is in an experience tal stage whether he know sit or not. he is studying the female and flirting with the dark side. Jacob thionnet is also a balllller since he's 6'3". he loves three in life. those three things are his Oklahoma sweatshirt, dr. pepper, and basketball. Jacob thionnet is cool to talk to and can be sassy. but he doesn't know it haha! Jacob thionnet is $waggy.

woah! did you see the okla... oklahom... no.... wait it's not Oklahoma... it's ..... Jacob thionnet!!! ball out!!!

by Super swagalicious June 7, 2016

jacob

jacob is a hot guy that will make you want to have sex with him butt he says not today asswipe

fuck me jacob no thanks girl oh and by the way suck my ass

by hadlea rickenbacker January 17, 2018

Jacob

Absolute zest fest. A cool guy overall, but everyone can agree he's not nearly as cool as Sailor.

Person 1: Why does that dude looks so ZESTY?
Person 2: That's Jacob bro, everyone knows he's totally gay.
Sailor: Sailor

by sailorisveryhandsome March 16, 2023

Jacob

He is the sweetest most loving guy I’ve ever met, he has perfect grades and is super sporty, he’s caring, kind, affectionate, and one damn good lookin guy, if you ever meet a jacob, just no he’s the most intelligent guy you will ever meet, and you should never let him go

Jacob is one good lookin mf.

by Ralph craigflower April 18, 2022

Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.

Why have you got to be a jacob cook

by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a guy who works really hard with school, he is often seen with his pc and he likes to play games. Even if Jacob reads and pratices for a really big text he will probably not get better than a 4. Jacob wears glasses and is often seen in a hoodie. everyone loves Jacob, and his really big cock

Jacob is such an emo, but he knows a lot of weird sexual facts

by Ramcock007 February 3, 2020