by Bo__jangles April 25, 2017
Get the jack nipples mug.to kidnap someone at knife point, then proceed to take them hostage, threaten, rape, or in some cases, kill them.
Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.
Nobody knows to this day if Jack the RIpper tried to knife-jack his victims or if he used more subtle forms of psychological manipulation on them before killing them.
if you want to learn how to knife-jack someone, your best bet would be to talk to someone like Jack the Ripper.
by Sexydimma March 5, 2015
Get the to knife-jack mug.Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
Get the crack jacking mug.A mystical being descended from Zeus and believed to have tigers blood running through his veins. A Jack Snyder dances on through life with such ease, you’d think he has all 10 toes.
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Person 1: do you know Jack robertson?
Person 2: yes he is so cool he smokes weed and drinks vodka but I'm scared of him.
Person 2: yes he is so cool he smokes weed and drinks vodka but I'm scared of him.
by Strong jack robertson December 15, 2019
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Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
Someone who satisfied with whatever he/she finds if they reach down anybodies pants.
Lady: I wanna tell you something.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.
Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.
Jack: What is it babe?
Lady: (deep voice) I have a penis.
Jack: Don't worry about it babe I'm a Jack of laids.
Man: Oh babe I can't believe you gonna let me have a threesome with your best friend!
Jackie: I know its gonna be soo hot I can't wait to watch you f**k Lisa's boyfriend.
Man: Wait what?! I'm not gay!
Jackie: Neither am I, I am a Jack of laids.
Man: Ok might as well give it a try.
by MixedSexualArtist October 1, 2012
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