Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023

pink weed

something kinlee sneaks from the police while she's driving to florida with beau and gate and holly. she's secretly addicted and waiting to get more at that gas station in alabama

"hurry, hide the pink weed! the cops are right behind us." - beau

by gategateholly July 16, 2023

weed

the national scent of the UK's parks and bus stops

Dude it stinks of weed here!

by alltheotherusernamesweretaken May 15, 2018

Weed Whacking

Beating your meat while you’re high.

Guy 1: “Bro, what were you doing last night?”

Guy 2: “Oh, nothing really. Was just Weed Whacking.”

Guy 3: “We should all go Weed Whack together someday”

by MmRatMan May 26, 2021

weed paralysis

The act of becoming so high all forms of motor function shut down

"Hey, what's going on with John? He hasn't moved in a hour."
"Oh don't worry about him. Smoked some GOOD shit earlier, so he's in weed paralysis."

by Sndndb September 20, 2022

weed

a drug that is very popular in California

i smoked so much weed last night

by banana_up_my_hammock June 1, 2021

Weed

Marijuana. Also known as pot or Cannabis.

Yo, I don't remember anything last night. All I just know is that I got high off of weed and then ended up in my ex's bedroom the next morning.

by unicornz_of1ove May 28, 2018