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Fruit Suit 

The suckass boyscout uniforms required by all scouts to wear. Usually consisting of short shorts, knee high socks, skin colored shirts with nipple buttons, and a fruity scarf, if you're not embarrassed while wearing it in public you're probably socially retarded.
Me: Hey Kevin! I noticed the scoutmaster was watching you as your balls hung out of the short shorts of your Fruit Suit today.

Kevin: Yeah, he made me rub bug lotion on his chest while we we're wearing our fruit suits and they just kinda slipped out of the short shorts like usual.

Me: Yeah, at least you don't have to wear your Fruit Suit when you two are sharing his sleeping bag together.
Fruit Suit by towerdark1999 November 21, 2009
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Juicy Fruit Twins 

A myspace hip hop duo from nova who focused more on their blunt rolling abilities than their music. They only rapped at parties using laptop speakers. Very lame. The duo had one single called "walmart spinnaz" it was good because they could only remember the lyrics if they took a few rips before hand. So it was pretty funny. The duo was shutdown in march of 07 due to the song they released "blunts, hoes, pigs, n tricks". The comical hit made fun of the school cop and many members of the faculty as well as students. Overall there just a shit hole rap group who had potential until they were forced to resign.
kid 1: are u guise the juicy fruit twins?
JFT'S: ya
kid 1: you guise fuckin blow


kid 1: are u guise the juicy fruit twins?
JFT'S: ya
kid 1: you guise are fuckin legends

Fruit Roll Ups 

When a woman's tits are so saggy they are no longer melons but fruit roll ups
She took her wonderbra off and wondered what happened to her melons. She sat down quickly realizing she had to live with her fruit roll ups.
Fruit Roll Ups by ACute1 April 6, 2007

fruit booter 

( a little kid who's parents are over protective, an older person tryin to fit in, a middle aged teen who's scared of a skateboard, a grab lovin poor folk who like's k19's, or a fruity fuckin faggot who goes to skatparks to eather see skater's asses, turn them gay, or feel up there asses when they bumb into us!
(smack) sorry "wow he's got a nice ass"
fruit booter by Russ December 31, 2003

fruit booter 

an 'aggressive inliner'...wtf...a sad excuse for a human being...
Fruit booters need to get out of the fucking skatepark. Fruit booters are people who tried skating and just couldn't cut it.
fruit booter by candace April 14, 2003

Dragon Fruit 

A very decorative yet regretfully bland fruit originating from asian countries such as vietnam.

Underneath the bright unusual skin that resembles dragon scales lies a seedy flesh that looks like a large pale kee wee fruit. Though when eaten the texture may remind you of a pair. But sadly no taste.

Guy 1: "Hay look at this"

Guy 2: "What ?"

Guy 1: "its called Dragon Fruit, it looks well mad"

Guy 2: "Oh yeah hows it taste then ?"

Guy 1: "Bit shit actuly, like nothing on earth"
Dragon Fruit by RUDDY JAM BUTTY October 23, 2011

Fruitcake 

To blow your load on a girl (or guys face) and then throw a handful of fruity pebbles at them is to perfom a "fruitcake."
"Dude the other night, I was skull fucking this random chick and when I was ready to nut, I gave her a fruitcake!"