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Chinese food 

1) Actual chinese food, which is nice.
2) Weed, which is also nice.
Try a combination of the two.
1) I'm hungry, think I'll order some chinese food.
2) "What are you doing tonight?" "Getting some 'chinese food'." "sweet"
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fruitini (food)

fruit covered in jelly or fooly or juice
fruitini (food) by masterofrpg February 18, 2004

Dog food television

The lowest form of television entertainment. Describes any show that has little to no comedic or intellectual qualities and generally contributes to the brain rot of the viewer. Often found in the middle of the day, or late at night/early morning.

Those that watch dog food television often experience feelings of guilt or anger that they subjected themselves to such mind-numbing 'entertainment'.
There's no way I'm watching re-runs of Perfect Strangers. That's such dog food television!

sympathy food 

Food received by the family of a recently divorced relative. This food is usually from friends and family who try to help the family through their hard time with the help of pies and precooked dinners.
After Grandma died our refridgerator was stuffed with sympathy food a pie from my aunt, muffins from church my mom's church group and an entire precooked dinner from my uncle.
sympathy food by Timboslice91 April 28, 2009

man food 

food of an abundant portion that you eat when you are REALLY hungry.
Dude, I am so damn hungry.

Yeah man me too. Lets get some man food
man food by russianRulette January 7, 2010

strange-food 

strange-food is the equivalent to an R-rating for food. It is uncertain what is inside but anything is possible. Strange-food is any food item that 1 discovers in which they had no part in the acquiring or preparing of the food. When 1 does not know the story behind how said food arrived at its current location, it is labeled as strange-food. the label, strange-food, warns all parties involved that this food is a wild card, there are unaccounted variables....and that this food is being commandeered and taken to a safe place for consumption.

the moment someone finishes their food, they usually offer the leftovers to whoever is near. in the event that nobody takes it but the owner is finished with it, it becomes Strange-Food.

take this knowledge, taste it well.
man, i had some strange-pizza last night. i saw the papa john's box and was like "no way" so i opened it up to find 4 slices left, and it was still kinda warm! the bread sticks weren't even touched! i love strange-food. oh what's that??you're afraid someone poisoned the food before they left it, you have fear of this food..ok...why don't you go pray to Tinkerbell for protection while i smash this perfectly good apple. all i see is 2 hungry people, 1 is afraid and hungry, the other is happy and full. do the math.