Smoody Face

When you are completely befuddled at a question you were just asked...

Frank had his Smoody Face after he was asked for the square root of 78.

by Foreign_Prophet June 11, 2021

cheek on face

when a male or female rest one side of his/her arse on ones cheek.

get your god dam cheek of my face

by Dan the Man March 26, 2003

Church Face

The look on someones face of utter disapproval and disgust characterized by an attitude of moral superiority while outwardly saying Jesus loves you.

When I was parking my car at the store listening to my loud music a lady walked by staring at me with her church face judging me.

by unXXown June 21, 2023

Poker face

A song released by Lady Gaga in September 2008. It is also sung by Eric Cartman.

Guy 1: Yo, I was watching south park and poker face came on!

Guy 2: You mean poker face, the song by lady gaga?

Guy 1: yeah dude, Eric cartman sung it

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

goat face

Not that my face is a goat's face, or my head is a goat's head. My face is an entire goat.

Marzipan, look. This is goat face. I have a goat for a face.

by bowser724 February 22, 2008

Horse face

When a person has a long narrow face with bugly eyes and big teeth.

This person is also known to be a slut and have low self-esteem. Will hang on to any person who shows the smallest bit of attention. Loves the attention whether good or bad.

Harold: whoa, that chick has a horse face!

Ken: Yep, that's Yana shes a total slut

Harold: she straight-up belongs on a farm

Ken: Yep, with her dick breath and jackd clothes - bitch dresses like shes still livin with mom&dad.

by circleback4u March 30, 2010

Doom Face

A face showing a visual representation of damage and or pain. Originally from the game doom, as more damage is taken the face becomes increasingly more pained and bloodied.

Man you're looking messed up, you have a real "Doom face" on.

by One of the Water Beings February 8, 2010