e-wow

When you're disgusted and impressed online.
Anybody: *posts an intricate pic where someone puts fingers under the skin of your feet*
You: e-wow
by Zibert December 03, 2020
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E-nagging

Persistently bothering others with trivial complaints via email. Sent to make the sender feel wise and useful, but in reality making the receiver simply roll their eyes.
A Jewish mother (aka Yenta) forwards an email to their child that she knows they have already received. This E-nagging makes her believe she is smart and useful, but in reality only makes the child feel like a dumbass.
by Kyle the Jewish Son March 01, 2011
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e yeet09

Just some random guy on teh internet idk he's pretty wack ngl. But he is a big nerd and pop culture fan and likes LEGO! The dude is pretty fun tho when you talk to him. He spends most of his time on Discord and youtube. Anyway he's sometimes wack, and cool!
Yo e yeet09 is super cool.....nahhh he's a loser!!!
by eyeeeeeeet November 11, 2021
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E-thotrepreneur

A woman who markets herself as strong and independent by prostituting themselves on onlyfans to cash in on their beauty and youth. They invest some of the profits in stocks they read about on social media thinking it will be sustainable in the long run to live on their own or eventually will seek out a successful and wealthy man with high status for financial security. They tend to be oblivious that their beauty is a diminishing asset and that every day a new batch of girls is lining up to eventually replace them and take money from the men currently sugaring them.
Her -“Where did all the men go? Why can’t you see how much loyalty, friendship and money I can provide in a serious exclusive relationship?”

Him- “It appears here on your resume that your experience in your 20s as an e-thotrepreneur gives me no reason to take you seriously”
by SydneyBraa April 15, 2021
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crat e

crat e is a delectable treat that can be acquired at a gold star chili's near you.
"hey do you wanna go try a crat e?"
"yes I would love to try a crat e"
by Williamson Von Crustanbeard August 01, 2020
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e-pology

An expression of sorrow or admission of guilt achieved via e-mail to limit confrontation, exchange, refutation, or further discussion.
Lily: You'll never believe what Elliott did to me the other day- he totally stood me up!
Pearl: Oh yeah? Did he at least have the courtesy to send you an e-pology?
Lily: Yeah, he said he was sorry he didn't meet me under the clock at eight. Apparently something really important happened.
Pearl: Yeah, right..I'm sure it did..
by Truro Rose August 18, 2008
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E-girl

E-girl is a electronic girlfriend. People usually associate them with sex workers.
Jakub would love to sleep with a E-girl. He gets very horny when he sees one
by Lolking21 January 30, 2020
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