Saab Driver

A person who does not know how to drive, fix their car, or how to not come across as a total spouche. They are often unaware of people around them because of how awesome they deem themselves to be, and only socialize with other Saab drivers because they're they only people lofty enough to notice that the other person exists.
Many Saab drivers like to pretend their car is a jet, a plane, or even sillier still, driven by its rear wheels.

I was pulling out of the parking lot and almost got clipped by some Saab driver...

by sneuros December 6, 2011

Anal Driver

To show your displeasure at somebody who drives too close to your rear by labelling them an 'anal driver'.

Used by any douche nozzle who is in the slightest proud of their dangerous style of driving.

1: "Uh-oh. We have an anal driver. He's probably fulfilling his ambition of fucking another dude up the ass by getting close in his penis extension Porsche"
2: "Word"

1: "Hey, baby. Watch me anally drive this inferior human in front. I'm so hard right now... for speed!"

by redlineonhill February 23, 2008

Pontiac Driver

An individual who drives a Pontiac. This term originates from a marketing slogan used by GM to promote their shitty Pontiac automobiles. However, in recent years it has been more commonly used as a derogatory term, as Pontiacs seem to be the car of choice for those with absolutely no driving skills.

Dude, we start work at 8:00, not 10:30.

I know, I know, I was rear-ended by some stupid bitch driving a pink Sunfire. Fucking Pontiac Drivers!

by cokemidget January 14, 2008

screw driver

A white supremesist that often follows the Ku Klux Klan to rallies.

The mother fuckin screw drivers were all out at the KKK rally this weekend

by Pearl Tongue June 6, 2003

driverjeff

means to drive a female that is already insane to the point of insanity there is no returning from.

when the woman got into an argument with the madman,he decided to talk so fast repeating each word over and over that she went completely driverjeff.

by slamdoll32456 November 6, 2007

Drive Through Technician

A fancy way of calling a drivethrough operator

Maria: Hello welcome to MacDonald's! Would you like a Fries with that Combo?

Sean: No thanks

Damn that was a nice Drive Through Technician

by Duddy1133 October 1, 2008

Driveshaft Bitch

Woman who thinks she's an expert mechanic, when she can't even find her keys half the time.

Woman who won't stop trying to impress people with nonsense - doesn't know what she's talking about.

"Someone tell that Driveshaft Bitch to shut up".

by Mistress KiKi September 25, 2011