Douche Nozzle

Derogatory term used for anyone who is stupid, lame, annoying, or an asshole. See also douchebag and douche.

Why did you kick me in the nuts, you douche nozzle!

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douche chills

A 2008 expansion team in the La Resistance Football League.

Wow, the Douche Chills are so good this year, they give me douche chills.

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A member of the male sex who is either very gross, a skank banger or else is just plain numb.

Hey girls, look at that idiot Kevin, what a douche bag!

Douche Bag by Haley November 19, 2003

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a douche "bag" who has done something stupid enough to be considered a douche "bucket"

When Daniel pissed on himself at the Halloween game, he was now worthy of being called a douche bucket.

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a common combination:

douche bag + frat boy = douche boy

oh no the douche boys are peeing on the fence again

douche boy by mandibanana September 12, 2009

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A penis that produces such a large load of sperm that it can act as a douche

Marysaid "He is such a douche cock, after he came it was flowing out of me!"

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A douche flute is a modern day E-cig that chucks clouds.

Look at that tool over there huffing on his douche flute.

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