Professional Hand Clown

Someone who gives Hand jobs that are really quick, fast & cheap
Do you know any local Professional Hand clowns?
by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022
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Professional Hand Clown

Personal assistant to a professional Standup comedian or comedy writer.
She gets all her work done and everyone is happy with Jane; she aims to please and that’s what makes her such a good professional Hand Clown.
by AnnieSmoakly May 17, 2022
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dirty birthday clown

When you are having anal sex with someone and they fart and it feels like your dick is being blown up like an animal balloon. Similar to jet wash
This chick last night gave me a dirty birthday clown and all morning my whiz has been sputtering, but the jet wash felt great on my balls.
by Donny Bratsco December 12, 2016
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clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig
I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig
by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013
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flay clown

flay clown.
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community clowns

A community clown is a person who would want everything from you but in exchange will give nothing back or do nothing for you, these people can be found all over the world, even in your community.You can abbreviate community clowns to ''cc's''.These people are on the rise in every community, in other words these are the 'fake' people in society.they are very similiar to gaysta's, they might not act tough but are the most slyest people about, once again brought to you by ali aka the king aka your father.
The definition for a 'community clowns' can be applie to many situations, so make up an example and relate it to yourself.
by Ali.gat0r March 31, 2008
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Clown BDSM

A little known offshoot of BDSM the term was coined by the youtube content creator and streamer Dartigan. Clown BDSM is as simple as it sounds its bondage but with extra creampies (the actual pie kind you creep)
Anthony explained he was into Clown BDSM.
by Griffster420 July 19, 2021
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