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Clout-Clown

A fat scruffy white Nova Scotia wigger who is toughish and sometimes can be found in BC.. He'll clop ya, and he calls clout "cloat/clote"
Yoooo holmes, Imma clout-clown G, I got that clown-clout .
by MadMushroom400 December 23, 2021
mugGet the Clout-Clownmug.

clown school tryouts

When coaching a little league baseball team, the team forgets everything they were taught in practice. Other team running around the bases while your team falls to pieces like clowns in a circus and parents going wild like a three ring circus.

Inspired by role model hero Billy Bob Thornton in classic film Bad News Bears.
Team. You guys look ridiculous out there last inning. This is baseball, not clown school tryouts. Now get you heads out of your asses and PLAY BALL.
by Jbjr4vols August 13, 2024
mugGet the clown school tryoutsmug.

clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig
I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig
by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013
mugGet the clown's wigmug.

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.
person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..
by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022
mugGet the clown paintmug.

Clown

A person who always talks shit but cant prove

Or a person who is just a dumbass.
That guy is such a clown.
by 69420epicgamer42069 November 4, 2019
mugGet the Clownmug.

pandering clown

Someone who says or does things so that others will like them. Will contradict their own beliefs or values just to be liked by someone who doesn’t deserve the time of day.
Chipreiderson is a pandering clown.
by RealPapaEagle September 11, 2022
mugGet the pandering clownmug.

Clown Dickery

When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.
Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.
by Paul C Baby March 25, 2024
mugGet the Clown Dickerymug.

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