Cold Thermos

When you stick it in that Eskimo pussy and your penis freezes.

Bro I went to this party this weekend, hooked up with this chick and I got mad cold thermos. I had to stick that shit in the microwave to warm it up.

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019

stone cold blast

ABSOLUTELY FUN TIME TO THE MAX.......!

Had a stone cold blast yesterday

by Airmen DAD April 09, 2022

Cold Haribo

When the male penis resembles that of a haribo left in the fridge for a bit too long as it's still soft in feeling, however hard to bend or flex.

Hey guys check it out, my dick just totally went cold haribo!

by Vauulty July 17, 2017

Cold Crank

Term used to describe cranking one out on a cold morning while in the relative warm cocoon of your bedsheets

Man it was freezing this morning..I couldn't even knock one out?

I know bruh, you should try a cold crank

by Theautisticwerewolve December 04, 2016

cold water

something that is best when drank at 3am

person 1: *drinking cold water at 3am*

by [insert letter spam here] December 10, 2021

cold porkchop

The act of getting stoned out of your mind before a quick break and reaching the epitome of your marijuana high and have started to fall back in to the corporeal world.

Man 1: I just quick cold porkchop!
Man 2: But you just got high.
Man 1: Yeah but not again!

by Medical Distress June 04, 2017

cold butt

joelle :3

H teases joelle by calling her cold butt :D

by itchie_ September 16, 2020