Kyle

A way of life experienced only by the highest of human beings.

Good evening your “kyleness” that dry wall seems sufficiently beaten.

by Kyle is awesome November 24, 2019

Kyled

To have fucked around and found out

Stupid dude tried to hit me, He got Kyled.

by ME!13 November 19, 2021

Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexiest man to ever live Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR SET SAIL ME” said captain Kyle

by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020

Kyle

He is an absolute twat. Kyle can be seen with a can of Monster energy always in his hands. Low key a alcoholic. Try is best to get down with the music but can't throw any decent shapes to save his life. We all know a Kyle, they get angry at the slightest of things and like to play fifa in just their boxers.

Oh look theres another kyle!

by BBB7601 November 22, 2021

Kylee

Kylee is a mediator, she is beautiful but very insecure. She cares a lot about other people and is a great person to talk to when you need someone to listen. Kylee is very focused on things she is passionate about and always tries her best. She hides her emotions a lot but once in a while you get a glimpse of anger, frustration, and probably sadness most of all. The sweetest person you will meet and has a great but weird sense of humor. She's very shy. Get yourself a Kylee!

Aiden: "Bro Kylee just got angry at me!"
Jason: "Then you know you fucked up!"

by mmoo11lol December 1, 2021

Kyle

Kyle was probably baptized in 100% Vodka. He is an incredibly retarded person, and he doesn't know how to exist by himself. If you ever meet a Kyle, Run for your life, for he probably has 500 knifes in is pocket. He also probably likes James Charles and Justin Beiber. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

kid : hey!
Kyle: hmph
Kid: Gotta problem??
Kyle: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by ReeKid1000000000000009 February 12, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a good liar. A major theif, He'll steal your kids piggy bank if he had the chance. Could be smart but chooses not to be. Fueled by anger and ignorance he sees himself as a self righteous. Do not give a Kyle your heart, he will toy with it. a major man whore. Complete fuck boy. Probably has some wide array of VDs. He likes to have fun at other people's expense, will laugh when you are at your worst. He needs everyone to like him. Has multiple women strung along at the same time. Can be found sexting all the time. Can never keep it in his pants. Can't seem to keep friends or girlfriends as he doesn't work well with other people. Mood swings on the daily. He can go from calm to angry in a minute. Hates being hurt physically, it makes him mad. A dumbass who doesn't know right from wrong. He'll even screw over his own family. Kyle can be creepy when he takes things too far. Makes all the dirty jokes and has a fucked up sense of humor. A real jerk. Huge ego and bad at spelling. Talks like a child. Thinks he's a gangster. Claims to know gangs and constantly using empty threats to to send 50 men to your door if you so much as look at him wrong. Kyle is always in fights, usually because he started it. He hated rules or authority. Dresses at times to pretend he has class. That's just because he's cocky and narcissistic. If that's not enough he's also a dead beat. Running away from all his problems. Doing ever drug he can get his hands on.RUN FAR AWAY FROM A KYLE.

You know kyle?
Run away. Save your sanity.

by DoingBetterthanyou July 18, 2020