by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.
by Slimfitter May 26, 2022
Having Sex with partner and when you are about to cum the male says: permission to fire? She says: do not fire until fire up on.
Last night i pulled the top gun. I was about to cum in her. I told her i was about to cum and she said i couldnt fire until fire up on
by thekeg1 February 06, 2016
Hym “Plane movies suck. All of them. Top gun. Top gun 2. They just aren’t any good. You probably watch MASH... Fucking idiot.”
by Hym Iam September 30, 2022
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
Guns Germs and Steel is a Pulitzer prize-winning book written by Jared Diamond. You'll most likely study this in grade ten social studies or somewhere in university. It was also turned into a National Geographic special which has a wicked intro, good luck finishing it though.
by KookyKrock September 21, 2021
"If anybody steps on my property, I am obliged to shoot them with my murder gun because I imagine they intend to kill me no matter what they say or do," said Billy Joe Bob Ledbetter.
by Charles Dunbar December 19, 2012