Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

BIG DICK

Something I probably will never have

I don’t and never will have a big dick

by BigOnigger May 29, 2022

Nigga dick

A huge cock 7+ inches (usually from a nigga)

daquavion: how was your night with quandarius
tyrone: it was great i gave him this big ass nigga dick

by suckky weiner May 29, 2022

DICK RIDING DISORDER (DRD

Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties

I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him

dick riding disorder (DRD)

by DADDYTURTLEMILK May 30, 2022

Ian Dick

Biggest thing ever

I wish I had an Ian dick

by IDK3995 May 31, 2022

Ducking dick

To deep throat your partners penis

Adam was very much enjoying his receiving ducking dick

by Pro393828 June 1, 2022

Urban dick

Someone who feels the need to make every urban dictionary definition sexual.

Normal person defining the word "Dog"- A dog is a cute and fluffy domesticated animal exhibiting some adorable characteristics such as licking or cuddling you as a way of manifesting affection.

An Urban Dick defining the word "Dog"- When a guy sucks another guy's dick and eats it for his fucking breakfast.

by UltimateDoge June 1, 2022