Ass

Something you searched up on the Urban Dictionary because your a pervert and have nothing better to do with your life.

Guy: *searches ass on the Urban Dictionary.*
Guy 2: “what the fuck are you doing?”

Guy 3: “Pervert!”

by blitzapXY October 23, 2019

Ass Duritos

Male term for anally contracted HPV

"i now have to take medication for my Ass Duritos"

"Beware Ass Duritos, always use a condom"

by Signal December 9, 2012

bad assness

better than bad ass. explaining bad ass.

i am the princess of white trash and bad assness.

by cosmo1974 May 27, 2009

josh dun's ass

The best thing you'll ever see in your life.The ass of a very hot dude.

Guy: This Girl has a nice ass.
Me: Have you ever seen Josh Dun's Ass?It's the best thing ever.

by bandsexualtrashbag December 26, 2016

Laser My Ass

Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.

“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”

by Triple OG MudBone July 14, 2020

kalb ass

The action of taking kalbasa and jamming it deep into someone's assholes until they spew out dark matter.

Did you see his kalb ass after he was done with him?

by ruskisavage May 24, 2016

Tits out my ass

You yell this after stubbing your toe, or when something bad happens, or if something is to expensive. like the equivalent of shit, or son of a bitch. This is just a much more fun way of showing your cussing knowledge.

TITS OUT MY ASS THAT CAR IS EXPENSIVE!

by cussergeniass October 1, 2019