National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass

Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day”

by Crystoops April 12, 2019

Sent our ass

A simple misunderstanding. Redirect to centaur ass.

BJ: Did you say that guy has a sent our ass?
DJ: Idiot, no. Centaur ass.

by Ligma Sig Malone April 28, 2024

blunty ass

when you hit someone so hard on their ass it turns red and hurts like hell

jack: yesterday I gave Jeff a blunty ass

Jeff: I can still feel it

by beb May 23, 2016

National Ass pic Day

December 29th is National Ass pic day. Send an ass pic to your boyfriend or a chosen friend.

-It's national ass pic day, uk what to do!
-📸

by Flosey December 29, 2023

Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.

Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.

by BigDog823 November 2, 2019

sit ass

sit ass (verb - intransitive) - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (own's) ass".

Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.

by often delighted February 24, 2022

Ass music sever

If u are here your balls are huge 👍

Oh I bet they are in the ass music sever

by NotRooxeskekekrkekekrke August 13, 2022