The elegant act of using sandpaper to wipe your ass, then proceeding to wrap the shit-covered sandpaper around your dick and using it as a condom.
by wellington_the_skellington April 24, 2016
When one receives felatio in a car. Preferably a nice car but not a necessity as what constitutes a nice car is very subjective
Karen gave me a dirty Bergerac on the M8 last night when I was taking us to get some Kirspy Kreme doughnuts through in Edinburgh
by Bergerac de dirty July 11, 2022
The act of shitting in a croc, getting your sister to wear the croc and make her lick the shit out of the holes while you creampie her pet rabbit.
by conlikesd1ck October 05, 2023
A high school student a perveted mind and with high sexual activity but has trouble detaching from the ones they love
You're such a Dirty Pups
by Hi i was just bored September 07, 2021
A man who constantly shits himself, has cock breath, always wears jizz stained clothing, and gives you a brain aneurysm whenever he talks
Example 1
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better
Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*
Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital
Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard
Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard
Warlo: Yooooo Logic's new album is fire
Charby: Supermarket better
Warlo: Stfu dirty chard *dies of cringe*
Example 2:
Dante: that guy over there is such a dirty chard he gave me a brain aneurysm and was put in the hospital
Example 3: I cant believe that guy overthere wore a jizz stained shirty such a dirty chard
Example 4: That guy has such shit takes he is a dirty chard
by The Dirty Bunny September 07, 2021
The Dirty Jijo is a sex act involving three consenting individuals: a couple who are both drug addicts and one partner’s ex. The couple will begin to make out while the ex stands in the corner of the room filming the scene and masturbating to it. As the couple progresses in their foreplay, the ex will begin to edge, letting it be known that they are enjoying themself. While the couple engages in sexual intercourse, the ex will repeatedly scream the chorus of Buddy Holly while simultaneously throwing burning blunts at the couple to distract them and interfere with their recovery processes. Once both partners orgasm, the ex will give up their edging streak and cum as well. After all participants have settled down and cleaned up, everyone will carry on with their merry lives, and the couple will restart their recovery journey with a nice greenout.
Hey man! Gertrude and I pulled a Dirty Jijo last night. It was wiiiilllllddd. She’s in the ER after all that weed put her in a coma.
by thatastronomyguy December 09, 2024
The process of a woman removing a particularly soaked through tampon or pad, placing it in the palm of her hand and then clapping as hard as she can. Spraying the used and clotted lining of the her uterine wall about the room like a vampiric Jackson Pollock
I really need to chew my food more, I just shat out a brick and tore myself. The toilet bowl looks like someone did a "dirty annalisa" into it
by imjustken May 09, 2023