Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

Pinching my whiskers

When someone is overstepping there self righteous sense of authority

Damnit, that solstice fest official was really pinching my whiskers for being within 25 feet of the area that I’m not aloud to piggy back the festival and sell my art.

by 3x7r3m157 June 23, 2019

drain my scrotum dry

when every last drop of semen is drained from your body.

Sarah stopped over last night to drain my scrotum dry. What a relief that was it had been a week.

by bikeman 5 May 4, 2023

Turn My Head Into Sound

A Fucking Amazing boon about my bloody valentine and how the insomiac freakazoid Kevin Shields make his fucking amazing musc

Hey dude, have you read Turn My Head Into Sound?

What the fuck is that??

by Holyfuckingshitimgonnashitmyse April 28, 2025

Accept my post

Accept my def you fucking retard

Accept my post you fucking retard

by saltyfug May 22, 2024

my roman empire

According to common stereotype, men think about the roman empire obsessively. So, saying "This my roman empire" implies that it's an obsession or a thing that occupies your mind constantly, like you can't stop thinking about it.

My roman empire is that taylor swift said 'Sometimes you just don't know the answer 'til someone's on their knees and asks you" instead of saying "knee" she said "knees" because the person wasn't on one knee proposing he was on both knees begging the girl to stay

by thekneesocks November 13, 2023

Lost My Poopetite

Like loosing my appetite, but instead of not wanting to eat anymore, its not wanting to poop anymore.
ex: Holding your poop in for the whole day at school, and not having to poop anymore at the end of the day.

I lost my poopetite bc of school bruh.

by xStydia_afx September 2, 2015