by kankei October 11, 2022
Get the national wasted my time daymug. It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug. by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024
Get the Hold My Coffeemug. by scheissrattenmazza1993 July 16, 2024
Get the Tugging my hogmug. by ofofjejdjtjkctlelz January 29, 2025
Get the hi blog welcome to my guysmug. An British slang word usually associated with 'my guy'. usually seen either mocking road-men and chavs.
Whaddup my g?
by fander.akemi September 18, 2020
Get the My Gmug. I was white as a ghost and didn't have any money, so I went in and was able to camel my membership. I flirted with him and we did it right on the tanning beds. That lay got me 6 months free.
by BertaB October 5, 2012
Get the Camel my membershipmug.