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national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!
girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!
by kankei October 11, 2022
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I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy

It’s not that I don’t give a shit about your problems... it’s just that my dick... it’s too small! I try to care but just before I get there my little pee pee just doesn’t reach!
Hym “See... I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guy decided to talk shit about a guy who (literally) WROTE A SHIT-TALKING BIBLE OF WHICH I AM THE LITERAL SHIT TALKING GOD. So, here we go! He wishes his daughter was never born but his youngest child WASN’T born because the girl he was dating got an abortion. Now that generally causes a lot of couples to break up, and they did break up, but that isn’t why they broke up! No. It was just that after the ABORTION she just.... well.... got real distant and... you know.... I don’t know... But it wasn’t the fact the she didn’t want to be with him long term so desperately that she was willing to KILL AN ACTUAL CHILD so that she wouldn’t have to be with him. It couldn’t be that he’s worthless and will never accomplish anything (and she could tell that by sleeping with him). It also couldn’t be that the only thing good about him can be measured in inches. And even that wasn’t enough to stop his baby mama from wanting other dicks.
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
mugGet the I-wish-my-daughter-was-never-born guymug.

Hold My Coffee

Something people say when they are about to do something cool/badass
Tyrone: Yo run 1s in basketball

Carl: Hold my coffee
by tacomuncher_99 January 11, 2024
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Tugging my hog

Mom get out I'm tugging my hog
My hog is blue and purple from all the tugging
by scheissrattenmazza1993 July 16, 2024
mugGet the Tugging my hogmug.

hi blog welcome to my guys

A vlog when a Filipino man just vlogs around private jets or an airport maybe
Hi blog welcome to my guys s-shut down *Microsoft shutdown sound*
by ofofjejdjtjkctlelz January 29, 2025
mugGet the hi blog welcome to my guysmug.

My G

An British slang word usually associated with 'my guy'. usually seen either mocking road-men and chavs.
Whaddup my g?
by fander.akemi September 18, 2020
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Camel my membership

When you hump the owner of a club or establishment to get a free membership
I was white as a ghost and didn't have any money, so I went in and was able to camel my membership. I flirted with him and we did it right on the tanning beds. That lay got me 6 months free.
by BertaB October 5, 2012
mugGet the Camel my membershipmug.

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