Eat ass April

When it's April you have to fuck/eat the ass of your gf.

Person 1: Fuck my pussy
Person 2: No it's gotta be the ass.
Person 1: Y
Person 2: bc it's eat ass April

by MeminDemon November 8, 2019

Nut-ass salad

A plateful of vegetables, aka a salad, that you would never expect someone to piece together.

A strange assortment of salad toppings.

Erin, that is one nut-ass salad you got there.

OMG, here comes Erin with another nut-ass salad from the commons.

by volleymac December 9, 2008

Slap ass month

Slap ass month is a holiday that takes place all throughout the month of February we’re you get to slap anyone’s ass if you are their friend cousin. And it’s not gay

Me:Yo my homie called me gay for slapping his ass but it's slap ass month so it's fine

by Gogetta.juju February 17, 2020

Bitch ass shit

Meaning something annoying or bad

Student: This class is bitch ass shit

Student: Ugh we have school tomorrow this is bitch ass shit

by Barbztherapy June 14, 2022

Ass

Blake O’Donnell

Blake is literally such an ass

by Boi1234yourmom October 8, 2021

Ass tear

When someone embarrasses them self in front of a large crowd while intoxicated

“Yeah, jumping off the roof through a table was a major ass tear”

by Ass Tearer November 15, 2017

ass to none

Nothing. Nada. Zip.

Ass to none is just a way to say “little to nothing”, meaning there is a very small amount in either a literal or metaphorical sense depending on context.

Jenny: “How much was your paycheck this week?”
Kate: “Even with my overtime? Ass to none.”

by gummybear1452 October 14, 2023