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by Duckdl donger September 28, 2022
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The big dick paradox

The larger your penis the more bragging rights you have about your size, however, most woman cant handle large dick, therefore less women who will have sex with you. there is a goldilocks zone where both conditions can occur but it is a slim margin.
Jamal pulled a nice hoe, however he wasn't able to slay due to the big dick paradox
by please enter your username September 28, 2022
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Dick rider

A Kanye West fan I mean like a really really mega fan of Kanye West
- Hey im a huge dick rider of Kanye West and on his nuts too, have you heard his new album? It’s very awesome

- na i don’t like to dick ride nor hang on balls
by Avitarumfitio September 30, 2022
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Dick-Mess

1. When you've been a dick and made a mess of a situation
2. When you've gotten ejaculate everywhere
I made a huge dick-mess today
by GaleWeathers September 30, 2022
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Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.
"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".
by Dano78 October 1, 2022
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Dick-Tac

He was pissed after I gave him a blowjob because I kissed him before eating a Dick-Tac.
by Pierced69 October 2, 2022
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Dick

Something only hot girls and guys can get, I am watching you Gertrude
I am going to ride his dick all night
by {| You Get No Bitches |} October 3, 2022
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