Woods

A leaf of tobacco to roll weed in to make a blunt.

i.e backwoods

Aye, I’ll be right back. I’m bout to go to the store for some woods.

by 722moe January 13, 2023

Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.

Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?

by GairBear March 1, 2013

lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.

Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood

by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018

ziplining wood

When you put floss down the urethra and thread it out your butthole.

"Hey Meg, do you wanna try ziplining wood later?"

by cubed March 21, 2023

christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports

Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.

by christian wood June 12, 2021

Hotel in the Woods

A euphemism to mean a brothel or whorehouse. Hotel in the Woods comes from the concept of cheap motels that are for rent by the hour and usually found in rural locations such as the woods since prostitutes and drug dealers have to stay away from the police.

Hotel in the Woods can also be used to describe sex trafficking.

Saying someone could work at a Hotel in the Woods is an insult that implies they are a slut.

“My crazy grandpa tried to sell me to a Hotel in the Woods in Romania when I was 16. Luckily my family rescued me”

“I matched with this guy on Tindr, but I’m scared to meet up at his place because what if he runs a Hotel in the Woods in NYC?”

Malena: “Sally literally only goes for guys with girlfriends and brags that it’s because she’s so hot she can steal anybody’s man. What an attention whore”

Patricia: “Yeah! What a slut, she’s totally someone who belongs in a Hotel in the Woods”

by Sparkle Swallows April 17, 2022

Tom wood

Biggest unit 6 you'll ever come across.
If you ever meet a Tom wood he'll be a true man true legend.

Don t let that go

Watch out Tom wood big unit 6 is coming and he's a true man true legend

by TMTL180 January 14, 2019