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Russian Schlong Whipping

when your uncle comes over for his weekly visit from Russia, as soon as he enters the door, you must pull down your pants and pledge you allegiance to his whip. Proceed to let him whip your balls and until it splits open and your kidney beans fall out. Cook them on a Bunsen burner for him and serve to him with a side of mustard and mayo.
Can't wait until my uncle comes. He's gonna give me the best Russian schlong whipping of my life
by Shaedy September 20, 2018
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whipped dream

when you and your girl doing 69 and you put whipped cream on both of yall parts
Person 1: me and the new girl had a whipped dream last night
Person 2: sickkk
by candymonium210 April 6, 2024
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dickorice whip

Whipping somebody in the mouth with your manhood, while singing "Whip it, whip it good!".
Last night my boyfriend gave me a Dickorice whip! He sang "Whip it, whip it good!".
by Thieving Bird May 25, 2014
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ball whipped

It is when your partner grabs your own ball sack and whips you around the head with it.
you are ball whipped man, your girlfriend totally owns you, every time you do something she doesn’t approve of she rips them out and gives you a ball whipping.
by Morgo 1972 February 18, 2019
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extremly whipped

Ben is strengthening extremly whipped
by Jmizz15 December 31, 2020
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Whipped

When a girl controls you, bosses you around, and makes you feel like a child.
Carter, don’t get your ass off that couch until i say you can! Even your friends know you’re whipped.
by Not Phill December 16, 2019
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Whip

I can mean a number of things. The verb to whip means to drive. A whip is another word for a car
Verb: I whipped to school yesterday

Noun: I just got a new whip.
by Bobby fitz December 1, 2018
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