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P.m. Sausage

When your little sister cooks sausages at 9pm
"ow damnit, I just burned my finger on the pan while making p.m. sausages"
by Raunchy Blaster March 31, 2024
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Sausage McTucking

The action of a male becoming sexually aroused to the point of a stiff erection, which is then concealed by tucking the penis underneath the elastic of said male's underwear.
Timmy had such a big boner, luckily before he stood, he pulled a Sausage McTucking!
by Kraplach July 18, 2016
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Sausage party

An orgy that involves multiple nonces like Callum Robson Jamie hunt and Richard from Macdonald's
I found a camp site today and I witnessed a disgusting sausage party
by Connorevanson November 3, 2019
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Buy sausage

Starve to hall. I do not know where it is ... hmmm ... but heard Aunt Annie said yesterday at dinner ...
"If you do not stop feeding me this crap, I'll buy sausage"
by Abrikos December 19, 2016
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sausage and beans

A really nutritious and powerful meal. Even more powerful when comes it comes back out.
I won't eat sausage and beans before a sex night. That would add a strange parfum to the scene.
by ANONIMOYSYMOUS. BITCH. November 2, 2017
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Sausage forest

Jesus Christ, he has a huge sausage forest!
by hurrdur October 11, 2015
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Sausage Hoe

1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)

2. A gardening tool made of meat

3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe

Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe

Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010
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