bently (name)

blonde guy with a friend named john

bently (name) is friends with john

by iamacheetopuff November 21, 2023

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kwanzaa(name)

A very pretty,stylish and deep girl,usually tall and big eyed. She doesn't say much but yet full of surprises.Kwanzaas are creative by nature and are usually lonely due to their confusing personality,they come across as rude but once you get to know them, they're really nice people

Dextor:Yo what do yo name mean
Kwanzaa:first ma brother
Dexter:damn imma call yo ass first, start, foundation and the begging
Kwanzaa:hell no brother I'm the start my brother

Dexter:whatever my sister
Kwanzaa:Kwanzaa(name) is the beginning of the first fruit in the harvest period

by Donell Lawrence April 1, 2020

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School/team name change

People who go to a high school have about as much interest in the name of the school as they have in the subjects being taught there. Their main interest is getting it over with and graduating. People who play on a sports team have more interest in making money than they do in what the name of the team they play on is.

The people involved in a school/team name change never held the original name sacred, and won't hold the next one sacred either. For 88 years, it never bothered anybody that the Washington Redskins were the Redskins, the name never really raised an eyebrow. Nobody paid the name much attention, then somebody whines about it and they have to make it politically correct so it no longer offends anybody (even though it never seemed to once in 88 years). They can even pick more neutral colors on their jerseys, how would their fans like a team with neutral colors and a lifeless name to go with it? It would be like playing a team called the neutered Bulldogs dressed in tiny pajamas versus the toxic, rabid, drug-fed junkyard Bulldogs.

by Solid Mantis October 13, 2020

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Name

the best person in the world. he's one in a million. he's polite, kind, thoughtful, and freaking hilarious. there is never going to be anyone like him. i love him more than any boy.

Girl: Hi what's your name?
Bryan: My name is Bryan
Girl: fuck me..

by blgra. January 1, 2017

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page name

strippers have a “stage name” for work and hookers have a “page name” for when they post ads.

Brittany- “So should I use my real name when I post my ad?”

Stacey- “No way girl!! I always use the page name Trixie when I post”

by @sawstintheloss June 29, 2025

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Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

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