When a woman gives a man a blow job while he’s is sleeping and proceeds to guess when he is going to cum.
by Cupids Arrow May 21, 2025
Get the Russian Roulettemug. The 'Russian Deadline' refers to the commonly made promise of the Russian Federation, specifically Vladimir Putin, on the deadline of military offensives. Similar to the Russian idiom 'China's Final Warning' (in Russian: последнее китайское предупреждение), the Russian Deadline is not completed by the date given, and in fact tends to go far over.
Examples of this include the beginning of the war in Ukraine, when Putin had told the press that the invasion would take a matter of a few weeks. - It has now been 2.5 years.
Another example, although incomplete, is the recent statement from Putin that he "has ordered the Ukrainian armed forces to be pushed out of the Kursk region by October 1st". - As a solid counter offensive has yet to even be constructed, this is highly sceptical.
Examples of this include the beginning of the war in Ukraine, when Putin had told the press that the invasion would take a matter of a few weeks. - It has now been 2.5 years.
Another example, although incomplete, is the recent statement from Putin that he "has ordered the Ukrainian armed forces to be pushed out of the Kursk region by October 1st". - As a solid counter offensive has yet to even be constructed, this is highly sceptical.
by Hot&SourSoup August 20, 2024
Get the Russian Deadlinemug. "Russian Leaf Blower” is a grotesque and derogatory term allegedly referring to an inhumane act of filling a bag with warm feces and hurling it at Ukrainian soldiers or civilians, intended as a crude form of psychological or biological harassment. This concept, while not verified as a widespread or officially recognized tactic, has been mentioned in dark humor, propaganda, or anecdotal accounts to mock or dehumanize Russian forces amid the ongoing conflict.
The term itself is a twisted parody of an actual leaf blower, repurposed to symbolize a vile, degrading attack rather than a legitimate military strategy. It may also reflect the broader use of improvised, non-conventional weapons in warfare, though its actual occurrence remains unsubstantiated
The term itself is a twisted parody of an actual leaf blower, repurposed to symbolize a vile, degrading attack rather than a legitimate military strategy. It may also reflect the broader use of improvised, non-conventional weapons in warfare, though its actual occurrence remains unsubstantiated
by Ilovesetex April 14, 2025
Get the Russian Leaf Blowermug. An inbred Mongol rape baby from a fake shithole that claims it and itself to be superior to all yet is too afraid to return to his Golden Horde vassal once it leaves.
It will always blame all of its failures on well-deserved "Russophobia" rather than its own subhuman genetic inferiority and project all its flaws onto its superiors (A.k.a. everyone else) while stealing the history of actual, superior countries (Like Ukraine). They grunt Mongol and Turkish loanwords and call it a "language" whenever it's too tired from a diet solely consisting of toilet cleaner and stolen Ukrainian bread it was too stupid to preserve after being confronted by facts that threaten its brain-dead, brainwashed, propaganda-fueled worldview made from Kremlin fake news propaganda networks like RT and SputnikNews.
These walking chromosome surpluses will attempt to rationalize its midget-run dictatorship's imperialist and totalitarian actions and policies.
When it inevitably fails to do so, it will return to its hovel to weep into a Putler love pillow while shoving a Stalin-shaped dildo into its ass as a coping mechanism like the weak spineless Nazi it is.
Its fake overgrown shithole with no history is collapsing by the day, and will soon meet the inevitable and well-deserved fate of being partitioned between its rightful owners of Ukraine and other real countries, with its inbred population being put through the meat grinder of karma like pigs to the slaughter on the final days of the operation.
It will always blame all of its failures on well-deserved "Russophobia" rather than its own subhuman genetic inferiority and project all its flaws onto its superiors (A.k.a. everyone else) while stealing the history of actual, superior countries (Like Ukraine). They grunt Mongol and Turkish loanwords and call it a "language" whenever it's too tired from a diet solely consisting of toilet cleaner and stolen Ukrainian bread it was too stupid to preserve after being confronted by facts that threaten its brain-dead, brainwashed, propaganda-fueled worldview made from Kremlin fake news propaganda networks like RT and SputnikNews.
These walking chromosome surpluses will attempt to rationalize its midget-run dictatorship's imperialist and totalitarian actions and policies.
When it inevitably fails to do so, it will return to its hovel to weep into a Putler love pillow while shoving a Stalin-shaped dildo into its ass as a coping mechanism like the weak spineless Nazi it is.
Its fake overgrown shithole with no history is collapsing by the day, and will soon meet the inevitable and well-deserved fate of being partitioned between its rightful owners of Ukraine and other real countries, with its inbred population being put through the meat grinder of karma like pigs to the slaughter on the final days of the operation.
Oh great, I stepped into a pile of dog-Russian.
Finally got my tickets to the 2018 Special Olympics - I can't wait to see the all-Russian contestants.
No wonder the Russian ruble is falling - actual countries put an embargo on chromosomes.
Don't worry, ma'am, your son will be fine - we managed to successfully remove the Russian from his brain.
I am pleased to announce that there is no more Russian in your lymph nodes - you are 100% cured.
Sorry I tripped you, it was completely by Russian.
Finally got my tickets to the 2018 Special Olympics - I can't wait to see the all-Russian contestants.
No wonder the Russian ruble is falling - actual countries put an embargo on chromosomes.
Don't worry, ma'am, your son will be fine - we managed to successfully remove the Russian from his brain.
I am pleased to announce that there is no more Russian in your lymph nodes - you are 100% cured.
Sorry I tripped you, it was completely by Russian.
by DeathToTheKatzapstan June 8, 2023
Get the Russianmug. When two individuals scissor with moist buttholes, causing the buttholes to suction when pulling apart.
by Skatecrete April 1, 2022
Get the Russian Suction Cupmug. by Floatson November 20, 2020
Get the Russian beyblademug. While jacking off spin, spin a circle and try to ejaculate in your partners' mouth. Extra style points if you get it fully in their mouth, points deducted if you get it on their face or eyes.
-RegisteredSexOffender
-RegisteredSexOffender
"Yo what did you do with you girlfriend last night?"
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."
by Registered_Sex_Offender January 16, 2021
Get the Russian Twistmug.