Stone Cold Steve Earnhardt

A mixed beverage named after Earnhardt SR’s third cousin, which consists of bloody Mary mix, Busch, light, vodka, Goodbar, and four Loco

Andy punished them Stone Cold Steve Earnhardts last night!

by The Jacking Force Wizard January 10, 2024

cold sec

as opposed to a “hot sec,” referring to a quick action or moment, “cold sec” is it’s opposite

an action or moment a tad longer than 30 seconds to a minute

person: “can you make me a grilled cheese sandwich”

other person: “ okay give me a cold sec, I just need to finish up my work.”

by Chongla May 19, 2019

cold oven

What enlightened people call freezers

Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.

by NotoriousCraig March 28, 2018

very not cold

A phrase for all you Winnie The Poohs out there that don't want to say hit because it's against your religion.

Joe: It's very not cold.
Sam: You mean hot?

Joe: Your not my friend anymore.

by J3NK1N5 April 09, 2019

cold tofu

Cold turkey veganism; going vegan without any transitional diet.

Yeah, one of my bros went through some heavy spiritual stuff. He's gone cold tofu.

by Gibbiary November 28, 2020

Cooter Cold

The act of a woman getting an STD.

I wouldn't sleep with her, I heard she has a cooter cold.

by Caaclvl3 January 23, 2018

Cold Thermos

When you stick it in that Eskimo pussy and your penis freezes.

Bro I went to this party this weekend, hooked up with this chick and I got mad cold thermos. I had to stick that shit in the microwave to warm it up.

by Jibbletlover99 November 17, 2019