Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.
Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!
by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019
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Perhaps Cow

Perhaps Cow is the definition of Comedy.

Perhaps Cow is also a meme of a cow, with the writing 'Perhaps'.
Kit: Hey Gery, you know about the Perhaps Cow meme?

Gery: Perhaps
by C-Kitten May 19, 2021
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Cow Water

"im cow water at this game!"
by ilovehotmoms4life December 20, 2021
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Cow laugh

When you get a fat person really high and they laugh so hard they tip themselves over.
I got him so high he cow laughed himself off the couch.
by Samoa Cookies January 14, 2016
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Scary cow guy

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
by srygrndma December 02, 2018
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cow kick

Matthew "i just been cow kicked"
by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018
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snow cow

Commonly a very overweight young woman or college girl in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Due to the excessively long and dark winters, out of sheer boredom, young women tend to consume mass quantities of cheap high calorie dorm food and guzzle buckets of overpriced fruit flavored craft beer while avoiding exercise. These bad habits result in rapid weight gain to the point where the once trim and fit high school senior who is now a college freshman now resembles a Texas heifer in a stockyard.
My old HS girlfriend used to be a super fit cheerleader. After a year in the UP at college, she's a major snow cow who looks like a brown bear about to hibernate.
by Vinnie from Chicago December 31, 2024
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