To masturbate.
by Pikachu, M. Meow December 28, 2015
Get the pepper your saladmug. Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.
by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015
Get the salad brainmug. When you go to the mall sit on the piece of shit they have playing Santa and accidently slide between his knees and he has a gay little elf named Tim ready to eat the groceries.
Hey Jan, did you notice the way Tim was ready to eat your christmas salad as soon as you slid of old saint nicks lap.
by Ishootupbagels December 9, 2017
Get the christmas saladmug. stinky salad was created by MyUsernamesThis, whenever he see stinky salad, he call them stinky, instead of Jerry, He have became the most stinkiest salad in the world.
by Jerry_YT November 11, 2019
Get the stinky saladmug. An event, typically between three or more patrons, where participants tangle their legs together while hanging out to show platonic affection. This often occurs while watching movies, playing Jackbox.tv games, during class breaks /recess and while sitting on floors (with or without mattresses.)
Although very similar to cuddling these two things are not to be confused. Cuddling is a more conscious action using the majority of one’s body to display romantic affection to one or more people. Leg Salad is an unconscious effort, whether it be due to limited couch space or just wanting to be closer to friends. Typically only waist down is what body parts are used during a leg salad but it is never limited to this. (Sitting on top of people, as long as neither are uncomfortable or angry, is considered Leg Salad.) No arms are used in Leg Salad so things such as phones and fidget toys can be used.
Although very similar to cuddling these two things are not to be confused. Cuddling is a more conscious action using the majority of one’s body to display romantic affection to one or more people. Leg Salad is an unconscious effort, whether it be due to limited couch space or just wanting to be closer to friends. Typically only waist down is what body parts are used during a leg salad but it is never limited to this. (Sitting on top of people, as long as neither are uncomfortable or angry, is considered Leg Salad.) No arms are used in Leg Salad so things such as phones and fidget toys can be used.
"Sorry we were late for class, we were tangled in a good leg salad and no one wanted to get up."
"Everyone thinks we're in a poly relationship because we often find ourselves in a leg salad"
"Everyone thinks we're in a poly relationship because we often find ourselves in a leg salad"
by voidkid August 1, 2017
Get the leg saladmug. When the labia minora protrudes/extends beyond the labia majora as if pulled down by the weight of gravity. Originated in a Peter Kay joke about iceberg lettuce, the punchline of which was, "that's just the tip of the iceberg".
by WordWomble March 24, 2024
Get the Heavy Saladmug. The Dutch Salad is a sexual maneuver that is the combination of the Dutch Oven and Tossing ones Salad. Specifically it is when one eats out another's ass, then has a blanket pulled over them to trap them in the act, then gets farted on.
by Jek Jakobsek April 4, 2016
Get the Dutch Saladmug.