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Pollack Poop

The act of pooping so violently that the end result paints your toilet bowl creating a scene similar in fashion to a Jackson Pollack painting.
Tiffany's IBS causes her to have Pollock Poop on a regular basis.

After Mandi eats Mexican Food, she heads straight for the bathroom to create Pollack Poop.
by LouLouBell August 18, 2021
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poop fan

A bathroom fan, that is commonly turned on when pooping to try to get rid of the smell.
"Aw shit, the poop fans on. She's gonna take a minute."
by SonicTheHedgehog420 October 7, 2016
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Paper Poop

The remnant of paper that is pushed out from a hole punch on notebook paper. The Paper Asshole (hole reinforcements) goes where the paper poop came from. See paper asshole for more information.
I dropped my hole punch and paper poop went all over the floor.
by L J T II February 26, 2021
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Drive-by Pooping

The act of crapping in a canning jar, driving by the house of someone you hate at a late hour, and breaking the crap filled jar on thier driveway, idealy when you know the high tempurature for the next day is over 75 degrees.
Kyle: Dude, Jack is being suck a douche bag

Carly: Yeah i know! What should we do to him?
Kyle: I think he deserves a Drive-by Pooping!
by pooonyu21 May 30, 2011
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Poop canon

Poop • canon

|noun| the propulsion of a piece of solid feces by flatulence

|adjective| an individual who constantly complains about their problems
Noun: “Bro the other day, I had a poop canon and I almost broke the bowl of the toilet”

Adjective: “ok first of all you are being a total poop canon now, I don’t wanna hear about your problems.”
by Arkayess November 17, 2018
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poop canyon

the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.
person 1: how are things?

person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped

person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
by C Mac G September 25, 2011
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How to poop

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022
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