Piss marbles

This is a term for someone who has a dick so short he pisses all over his testacles whilst urinating.

He has the shortest dick I've ever seen, so short his piss marbles leave stains in his tighty whiteys!

by Lost Reality January 14, 2017

Piss Rocket

When you piss in a bottle of coke and put a Mentos in it.

Tom: "OH SHIT"
Tim: "What?"
Tom: "A group of children, shoot a Piss Rocket at them."
Tim: "Got it"

by ririinsta January 16, 2022

Piss oak

An oak tree that smells like piss when split. Usually found near swamps.

“When I die I want my ashes spread under a piss oak” —Shawn Johnson

by Husky haven November 28, 2020

piss bird

When you are laying on your back and piss straight up into the air

"Hey man what you up to?"
"Oh you know just piss birding."

by peppah_p June 29, 2019

piss lump

noun; A condition of the penis easily mistaken for an erection; usually in the morning. It is crucial not to mistake the two where urination becomes quite painful after ejaculation.

At first, Carol was excited to see her husband of fifty years with an erection, sadly, she knew it was only a piss lump and would probably disappear after he relieved himself.

by Charlie 361 November 19, 2011

Piss kink

A condition many people suffer from

Loki:h-
Grace:piss in my mouth fr rn
Alec:that’s a piss kink right there

by Your mum actually June 25, 2022

cyber piss

its the piss you get when you drink soda and play video games for at least to 4 hours, the urination normally takes 2 to 3 minutes

dude I got a bad case of the cyber piss lastnight after I played fallout 3 for five hours straight

by mathew the haley man May 9, 2009