Morning Wood

Your morning boner, for boys.

Lola: *takes the covers off* well u have morning wood.
Tom: scrumpsilucios.

by jiminsloml May 20, 2022

wood scratch

The action in which a male scratches his penis

John was in public but managed to get a wood scratch in without anyone noticing

by pseudonym6492928482615385 December 29, 2013

Zachary Wood

A Zachary Wood is a rare human who tends to be a little off-ten you may catch him watching pour-ing his feelings out or even get fucked over cause some be-nches just seems to be a spot you'll end up finding yourself one (a Zachary Wood) and beware ladies if you are chilling and your queens are with you just beware they may get a candy crush and they'll probably get a Zacharywood.

Random stranger: that kid with blonde hair is just hanging around...I even saw him with a ferret...

Other Random stranger: that's Zachary Wood

Random stranger: well I have a hundred teeth holding back a monster...

Other Random stranger in the room: (thoughts) damn I can't stop gawking at Zachary Wood

by ZaddysLilCumslut March 7, 2023

polishing wood

Masturbating with such a volicity that the penis has a shine afterwards

The young electrician, when not frequenting glory holes, spent his time polishing wood with glee!

by Angry Stockholder July 17, 2019

Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.

Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."

by Drift-wood December 24, 2018

wood

dick

nice wood

by cockandballtortureman November 10, 2019

Wood 🪵 Land

We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.

(Attractive female posts picture) “Wood 🪵 Land” “I wood 🪵 land that”

by Gedi @gorilla8012 December 20, 2023