poke ninja

A poke ninja refers to talented and skilled person who pokes people on facebook using unusual and crafty methods. Poking in a ninja manner involves stealth, speed, mastery of various poking options.

Suspected to possess jedi-like powers, a poke ninja can poke using household objects, different programming styles, small rodents, and has an uncanny ability to dance in a 50s swing style to any kind of music, except country music.

Poke ninjas appreciate chaos, pickles and have been known to lick randomly people.
James is such an amazing poke ninja. Jessica was a pokecamper, and when he poked her, she didn't even realize it.
by rockcityfire February 07, 2011
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ninja sauce

he got owned by the my ninja sauce
by MrNinja December 11, 2010
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Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.
What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze
by The Real Franklin and Bash August 03, 2011
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Versatile Ninja

That underrated sniper kid on ps3 who needs to start uploading more footage to get noticed. DO YO THANG FOOL!
Versatile Ninja is too fucking awesome for this
by DareSnipingg April 28, 2013
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data ninja

A sad deluded individual who through underdeveloped social kills and an encyclopaedic knowledge of database technologies believes he/she has some mastery of his fellow man.
Bob thought of himself as a bit of a data ninja. His friends thought of him as a bit of a knob.
by Harry Vas Deferrens July 01, 2015
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sweater ninja

1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.

2. a self obsessed asshole
dude, did you see the see the sweater ninja walking out of old navy.
no, but i smelled him
by febract November 27, 2010
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Nintendo Ninjas

Nintendo Ninjas are people in black suits who drive in suburban and hunts down people who plays illegal ROMs of their games!!
And, Plainrock124 almost got caught by Nintendo Ninjas!
by ANintendoFan September 18, 2022
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