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Ninja Masturbation 

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Masturbation (by a man) that takes place silently.
Ninja Masturbation by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010

Ninja Masturbating 

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To covertly masturbate in the presence of others without their knowledge.
"At the bar I tried to listen intently to my friends at the table, but I was ninja masturbating and needed to finish off quickly."
Ninja Masturbating by ZombiUnikorn January 25, 2009

ninja master 

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person worthy of leading a team of true ninjas (people that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama).
Brian's a superstar at this company because he is a ninja master, and you have to be able to walk through walls to be a part of his team.
ninja master by dadlyman November 21, 2011

Ninja Mask 

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To don a woman's panties over your face, so as to look like a ninja. Typically after she has worn them.
While I was fucking Laurie, I grabbed her panties and wore them like a ninja mask, gave it to her from behind, like a ninja!
Ninja Mask by Wolf Whitman November 23, 2014

ninja master 

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The ultimate level of Ninjitsu, even higher so than the mighty Ninjalo. These crazy motherfuckers possess the maddest skills, and can kill anyone they want, but cannot be killed
My name is Ninjalo. I am a Ninjalo. I have been training in Ninjitsu for over 200 years, it will take me another 543 to become a ninja master
ninja master by Ninjalo March 31, 2004

Ninja Mask 

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After someone drops a stank bomb, the other person covers there face with there shirt leaving only the eyes exposed. If stank is strong enough They will quickly exit like a ninja.
Man Look at Dave go, Kevin must had dropped a stank bomb, Its like he dissapered in a puff of dodo gas.

Was he even wearing a ninja mask?
Ninja Mask by mutant ninja turtle September 19, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026

Striver 

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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026
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