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Unsolicited peepee in mouth

When someone puts their peepee in yourmouth without permission. After they do that you should definitely break up with them but some dumb people don’t do it.
He put an unsolicited peepee in mouth and that’s not ok

wires in my mouth 

Wires in my mouth means, He/She has braces and cannot perform a sexual act
I can’t suck your di€k, I have wires in my mouth

chewing gum with your mouth open 

annoying af
Gary: stop chewing gum with your mouth open, are you insane?!
David: what's the big deal? it doesn't hurt anyone.
Gary: its annoying af!

Communion in your mouth

Busting a load in someones mouth.
Hey holly.. I’m gonna make my communion in your mouth later!

Sleight-of-mouth 

The art of oral distraction, the verbal skills needed to "Alter-nate" truth into pure fiction. aka "The Con-way" or "Conwayfying", aka "the long gone con", aka "the blonde-con"
Kellyanne truly masters the time honoured sleight-of-mouth necessary to magically mould fact into fiction, and shall inherit the earth, because thou shalt have no falsettos before her.

Turn your mouth into a daycare centre 

When a girl is sucking dick and he cums in her mouth
Boy “I’m going to turn your mouth into a daycare centre”