Suck-Monkey

A kiss ass. Boot Licked. Sycophante. A total suck up.

Also: Vampiric Vaginal Tract

Only a Suck-Monkey like you would give their bitch boss a birthday card...

by FireMoth April 3, 2006

Monkey Bitch

Jumps to every branch of a family tree. Basically wants those genes but needs somebody to fuck up.

Oh is it odd that me and all my cuzins fucked that monkey bitch?

by Teddy Bear Gangsta March 4, 2009

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is normally an afro-american person in one of the southern states. This person is called this because they often sit around on either their own, or some other poor white mans porch.

See nigger, jigga boo and swamp ninja

Father: Look at that damn porch monkey rolling around in my watermelon patch!

Son: Hey Pa! Can we torch him? Can we?

Father: Oh alright, but don't touch my watermelons!

by THe Holy Nazi July 8, 2005

poarch monkey

derrogitory term for a black person

"I hate that damn poarch monkey that keeps coming around"

by NigAh8TER September 25, 2005

orange monkey

Donald Trump.

On November 8, 2016, the Orange Monkey was defeated in a landslide.

by whateverbeeeotch August 10, 2016

shit monkey

An expletive used the same way as shit, but it's more fun to say.

Shit monkey! I burned my arm on the curling iron.

by KrW September 23, 2005

Da Monkey

An STD like "HIV" "the clap" "drippy dick" and other STD's you dont want to get.

Da Monkey is bad s#it so stay away from them guy/girls that have it!!

It burns when i pee i think i got DA MONKEY!!!!

Yo homie dont hit that joint that shawty has DA MONKEY!!!

Come on doc dont tell me i got DA MONKEY!!!

by CJthaDJ June 12, 2008