Scumbag Mike

A person with only self interest who uses and abuses those he comes into contact with.

Man that guy is so selfish. He is just like scumbag mike

by NY Mike September 23, 2019

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Mike

The most buns human being alive

Mike your buns

by John Jeremy January 17, 2021

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aww mike

When a gay man is mad and doesn’t want to swear his allegiance to the empire.

Person 1: *pranks person two*
Person 2: Aww mike you bro

by LooongDickPapi May 14, 2018

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The state of not worrying about scrimping and saving your dollars, often occurring after being paid or coming into a large sum of money; being able to treat yourself after a long period of restraint. Directly references the sandwich chain which is known to be more expensive than many of its competitors. It can be argued “why get Subway when you've got Jersey Mikes money?”

“Did you bring snacks from home again for lunch?” “Oh no, I got Jersey Mike’s money today baby!”

by Classic Ed May 20, 2024

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no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type

"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"

by butthole4777 December 17, 2018

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