Holy decadence

When man not interested in nothing but God directly (nor culture, nor art, nor communication).
- I met new christian hip-hop artist trough my instagram!
- And then what? It's empty! How does this affect your life?
- Ah, holy decadence!
by Deepdigger1315 April 01, 2017
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The holy shit

When a bearded Jesus looking motherfucker takes a shit on your lawn like the annoying neighbours cat and just fucks off
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
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The Holy Shit

When, due to a combination of excessive horniness and constipation, one spontaneously ejaculates (for a man while still soft, see shooting from the hip) during an especially strenuous attempt to excrete.
Friend 1: Dude I'm worried that mac and cheese is going to cause me to take The Holy Shit
Friend 2: Oh god, why would your lactose intolerant ass eat dairy mid-November, it's a recipe for disaster
by user31415 January 13, 2021
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Holy Butt Sag

being so tired that you can feel not only your eye lips sagging but your butt
Holy Butt Sag Im so tired
by Elisabethv813 February 25, 2012
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Holy Grail Graveyard

A wonderful, tangible item or place that you miss dearly because it no longer exists and probably never will again.
"Do you remember those Rockstar Pomegranate energy drinks we use to drink in middle school? Those were so good. I'll have to add those to my holy grail graveyard list."
by kaitlynkat07 March 17, 2024
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holy clam chowder

When you get a facial by a holy figure
yesterday at the church the pope gave me a holy clam chowder
damn dude thats sick as fuck
by animetiddies.com January 02, 2018
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holy crack

the space within Jesus' asshole otherwise known as a holy crack seeing as in an ordinary person said part of the body is also known as crack and referring to Jesus' holiness it is referred to as the holy crack.
Person 1: How would Jesus deal with unbelievers father.
Priest: Jesus would reveal unto them his holy crack.
by jesusasslicker January 03, 2019
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