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Greasy Wednesday

A sex act involving getting a hand job with improvised lube while in public. Typically this includes a handy given behind a fast food chain using used grease.
She gave me a greasy Wednesday behind the Wendys last night.
by TaintYanker October 16, 2025
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Greasing the Pole

Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.
Gay biker Dave enjoys greasing the pole after he’s done butt-fucking ol’ Gare-Bear.
by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025
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greasehole

A subspecies of gasshole. A greasehole is a person that exhibits many similar qualities of a gasshole, those being burping and farting considerably more than average, with the added bonus of just being a greasy fuck. Will often have greasy hair & oily skin, eat only greasy food, grease stained clothing and/or all of the above.
Mitch: "I gotta stop eating so much fast food. I'm sweating in places I really shouldn't be sweating in."
Ricky: "You're such a fucking greasehole."
by anonymous October 26, 2025
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greasegurger

Customer: "Excuse me, may I have a little more grease on this greasegurger?"
Cashier: "Excuse me? You want more grease on your greasy burger?"
Customer: "Yeah. I just want more of the greasegurger."
by goober guy lol November 24, 2025
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Grease and Squeeze

The act of getting a handjob at a massage parlor. Must be greasy!!
Me and David went to the grease and squeeze last night. It was only $40 extra and she even swallowed some.
by Demon Fingaz November 25, 2025
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Grease WithoutHerSpoon

An insult against a bimbo who thinks they look like Reese Witherspoon. But they barely shower and look like grease. They’re so greasy that they can’t even see their reflection with a spoon.
Employee one: did you see Danny today? Girl, he looked like Grease WithoutHerSpoon
by Twunk102 December 3, 2025
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Greasy Gooner

An Individual (typically but not always male) who sits in their room, doesn't shower and masturbates all day
Yeah I met this guy, total greasy gooner, the motherfucker just sits in his room jacking off and playing dark souls.
by plgarch December 10, 2025
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