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I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
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Foot Pass

In American football: when a punt is muffed by the receiving team and recovered by the punting team for a gain of yardage, equivalent to a deep pass. The opposite of the arm punt.
The Chiefs' punter Tommy Townsend punted the ball 50 yards, where it was dropped by the Patriots' returner and recovered by the Chiefs, resulting in a net gain of 55 yards. Quite the foot pass by Townsend!
by DanTheWan October 2, 2023
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flat foot rolling

Going fast as hell in something that's not supposed to go that fast.
We were going across the Mississippi bridge flat foot rolling...
by mrtoodamn_good August 7, 2021
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Five foot asshole

A five foot walkway is generally the width of a walkway during the British colonial era, be it a sheltered corridor or otherwise. However, the width can vary, but still be called a "five foot walkway".

In this context, an inconsiderate asshole who walks in such a way to take up most of the walkway as to make others have to squeeze past them on the walkway so as not to step into a drain or against a barrier that are on the sides.

Most of the time, these assholes walk side by side in groups, and others have to keep saying "excuse me" in order to get past the blockage.
Man: Damn those three skinny girls make that 12 foot wide pathway look so damn squeezy. The heck they think they are?

Woman: Tsk... Each of those girls is a five foot asshole.
by BShigure January 27, 2011
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looking like a foot

An Individual so ugly they appear to resemble a foot.
Damn the brother GotGotted so ugly he looking like a foot.
by zBxnq June 28, 2024
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