i eat map

Knock Knock
Who's There?
I Eat Map
I Eat Map Who?

Person unknowingly admitting to eating their own Sh!t.

Knock Knock
Who's There?
I Eat Map
I Eat Map Who?

You just admitted to eating your own Sh!t

by Chang Qou September 19, 2016

I could eat it

A phrase used to size up something; ie when talking about how small some new electronics are, the ability to eat them is descriptive of its small size.

'Check out my new Ipod Mini.'
'Sweet. I could eat it'

by G-Unit May 1, 2004

eat your ass

“Eat your ass” is commonly used among men who stick there dick in sofas or couch pillows.

“Eat your ass”

by Boi tat ass February 15, 2018

Eat You Out

v: To eat someone out is to allow them into your house and let them eat food from your house for free. Different verb tense of the term "smoke out".

J-Thizz: "Natalie, smoke me out tommorrow."
Natalie: "No i already did, what have you done for me?"
J-Thizz: "I'll eat you out at my house today!"

by J-Thizz May 23, 2008

eat weed and die

to violently tell someone eat weed, in that dieing

"i hate you"
"nigga just eat weed and die!"

by JD09 March 15, 2007

Eats Cookie Dough

A term used for masturbation when one can't bear to say the word

person A. I bet she eats cookie dough all the time

Person B. Which One?

A. The Girl in the Pink

B. The Fatty?!?! Dam i would rather not think about it.

by L33t One123 February 18, 2009

Phone eats first

A term ideated in 2014 by Sage from Portland, Oregon after her then boyfriend selfishly took a bite of the drool-worthy steak and eggs from Tasty and Alder before she was able to take a photo. In the middle of the restaurant she stood up and proclaimed, “Phone eats first!” The Portland foodies that sat around her all looked up and then slowly began to clap in approval. This term has since caught on and is often used by foodies and bloggers around the world when capturing photos prior to enjoying their food.

Please don’t take a bite of that food until after I take a photo. Phone eats first!

by Wordsmithoftheworld August 10, 2019