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Red Dead Online

A toxic cesspool of booters, lag switchers, god mode, and off-radar cheaters who will doxx you for calling them trash. Red Dead Online used to be fun, but now it has become whatever the fuck Cockstar Games let it turn into.
Red Dead Online isn't what it used to be. It's too toxic now.
by TheWarHorse100 February 18, 2023
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social dead end

Also known as SDE for short.

A person (usually a guy) who either a) has no friends, or b) shields his friends from others all the time. If you meet one of these people, you won't be making any "friends of friends" through them anytime soon, no matter how hard you try or how many years pass. If the SDE is dating someone steadily, you won't even know her name until after they break up.

A SDE will especially shield contacts of the opposite sex, even if they have no chance with them, for fear their friends will "steal their girl/guy". If they're in a steady relationship, they still shield because a) they're still afraid someone (including you) will try to steal her/him away, or b) the SO is nothing to be proud of (ie a fugly ditch pig or pork chop). When a SDE brings out a contact of the opposite sex, it's almost always an ex, or someone he/she tried and failed to get with. Meanwhile, the SDE will have no problem asking you to introduce more girls/guys to him/her regularly. If you do it's a one-way street.

If you are stuck in a social circle full of SDEs, you must find some non-SDEs on your own, as your friends sure as hell won't be helping in this department.

Engineers and Computer Programmers come to mind.
Ted left all those SDE engineers after grad, and last time he checked they were all still hanging out and dating in the same incestuous pool called "ultimate".

After knowing Vic for 4 years, Sam only knew of some girls he tried to get with, but not by name. At that point Sam realized he'd wasted 4 years of his life hanging with a social dead end.
by Slammer111 August 27, 2009
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comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson
woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one
by berrylads August 18, 2011
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dead meat on the tracks

The act of getting your penis stuck in a zipper after urinating.
Ooh, that bled more than dead meet on the tracks.
by Suss March 11, 2005
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dead man on campus

Originiating from the movie of the same name. The idea is that if one's roommate at college were to suddenly die then that other person would get straight a's for the rest of the school year. For one can't seriously be thought to continue on with there studies if they are mourning the death of their roommate.
by random_knowledge July 13, 2007
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dead head

burnt out followers of the band the Greateful Dead.
Question.
how many dead heads does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer
they dont change it, they watch it slowly burn out as they follow it around for 15 years.

damb im glad he is dead
by nightdrive January 9, 2008
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Drop dead money

The term comes from a character in the James Clavell novel, “Taipan”. A character in that novel, a lady executive has the objective to have “drop dead money”. The “drop dead money” is that amount of money that she calculates she needs so that she would have the freedom and the luxury to tell anyone to “drop dead” without worrying about her financial security.
To accumulate this “drop dead” money she had been working hard for a businessman who had promised her a bonus equivalent to the “drop dead money” if she could pull off a successful acquisition.
by Rudy Martini August 14, 2010
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