pirate face

Strange facial contortions intended to look tough.

Pirate face is contagious. It may include such symptoms as a sneering upper lip, raised eyebrow, sour grapes mouth, or constipation eyes.

The rapper Pitbull has a bad case of pirate face.

by cathexis July 24, 2011

Blubber Face

Someone with a face that has excessive chins and/or fat

Jimmy was so fat he had a blubber face

by FunnyLlamaDonkey April 17, 2015

quim face

somebody who has a quim for a face or has a face that looks likea quim.

sam field.
oh my god, she has a right quim face

by quim gaytion February 23, 2009

Fibber Face

A word used to describe people that are fibbing and their face gives it away.

Alice told me she loved me, but I could tell she was being a total fibber face.

by Justin Burchette June 17, 2008

computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.

Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?

by kat_gryffindor February 26, 2014

Bates face

When some creep or weirdo stares at you so intently, just like Norman Bates from the movie Psycho, they are giving you a Bates face.

"Did you just see that weirdo give me a Bates face?"

"Stop staring at me with your Bates face, it's creeping me out!"

by KellyJane May 24, 2013

goggle face

markings on the face that come from wearing goggles, such as in a science lab

Person 1: "You just got out of chem lab, didn't you?"
Person 2: "Yeah. Do I have goggle face or something?"

by uaf_chem_student September 30, 2009